Spyke

Connect to your instance's PG and run: DELETE comment WHERE body ILIKE '%uwu%';

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The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

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lemmy.world

We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

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lemm.ee

Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

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They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn't matter where they're at, maybe it's subconsciously and they just don't even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

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lemmy.world

Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.

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Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.

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You're supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

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lemmy.world

She acts like thats the first cock that's been in there..

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lemmy.world

Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

She acts like that's the first chick she's ever eaten.

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