Spyke
lemmy.world

There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it

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LillyPipreply
lemmy.ca

My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.

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Fedizenreply
lemmy.world

they'll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.

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I think it's more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.

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kbin.social

Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.

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We're gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.

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Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.

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Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.

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Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva

Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger...

Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.

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You reached the end

Hang in there! | Spyke