GGrimSheeper replylemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesThere's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it52
LillyPip replylemmy.ca3Hide 3 repliesMy conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.11
FFedizen replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesthey'll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.7
AlwaysNowNeverNotMe replykbin.social4Hide 4 repliesPeter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.14
aafraid_of_zombies lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIf Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.30
bbaldingpudenda lemmy.worldWe're gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.9
Dizzy Devil Ducky lemm.eeNot including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.1
ddeadbeef79000 lemmy.nzSomeone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.1
Emerald (she/her) lemmy.worldImage Transcription: Twitter Post Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger... Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.1
There's a slim but real chance that Mitch McConnell drops dead on live television in the near future and I refuse to miss it
After? You expecting them to put it back first?
My conspiracy theory is that McConnell died sometime in 2018 and the Federalist Society reanimated his corpse. So we may have to wait a while.
they'll have to re-up the spell once in a while if its necromancy.
What else are the GOP doing right now?
I think it's more of an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese type of situation.
Peter Thiel will look 30 with moon white skin and robotic extending canines fitted with pumps on a velvet throne in a dark castle when I kick it. I've accepted this.
oh no what have you created
Yes.
Beneath the porcelain skin.
If Dick Cheney dies this week I will give organized religion a reconsideration.
Thank you
Jimmy Carter: FUCK IT WE RIDE
Sadly he was hanging on for his wife, so
We're gonna wait a long time for that dick Cheney. Heard he has no pulse after that heart surgery. Basically makes him a vampire.
Fucker died on my birthday. It’s a pretty good gift.
Yes we need you to beat the bastards, there's plenty!
Not including the big fish, I think we all have that one person we should all be living to try and outlive.
Someone should shoot him in the face with a shotgun and make him apologize for it.
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
Lee 🍉 Carter, @carterforva
Listen, if you were only hanging on so you could outlive Henry Kissinger...
Dick Cheney is still out there. You gotta keep living.