Debating the proposition "AI research and development poses an existential threat"! Witness incredible feats of mental gymnastics and denialism! Gaze in dumbstruck awe as Yann LeCun suggests there is no need to worry because if and when AI starts to look dangerous we simply won't build it! Feel your jaw hit the floor as Melanie Mitchell argues that of course ASI is not an X-risk, because if such a thing could exist, it would certainly be smart enough to know not to do something we don't want it to do! A splendid time is guaranteed for all.