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aussie.zone

Just poking my head in after a very long absence to let everyone know that as of 3:15 today I am henceforth to be known only as Dr. Omoikiri ๐Ÿ’ช

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I will make sure not to serve apple breakfast when youโ€™re around.

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Congratulations Doctor Omoikiri!

That is a huge achievement and you should be very proud of yourself.

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Omoikiri-hakase!!!! We have missed you but are also unworthy to be in your presence ๐Ÿ™‡โ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿซก

But also mega congrats ๐Ÿฅณ

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aussie.zone

My kid won an award today for visual arts. She received a $30 Coles gift card which she bought a packet of chips, large tub of cottage cheese and a lactose free drink.

She also got 100% on her history exam. โ˜บ

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Back from the hospital. Both positively and annoyingly, results were normal despite being in a fair bit of pain. But I will be getting a referral to a new specialist and also to a pain clinic so that's a win.

I'm missing the pitter patter of tiny beans. I downsized to a week. It's tempting to get Melbcat back asap but someone said maybe it's it's best to leave her there for a few days to settle in and get used to the cattery just so she knows it's safe for next time.

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oztrin
aussie.zone

Had to call in sick today for the first time - had a sore throat on and off, and definitely sinusey. RAT says negative at least.

Since I work around the elderly and frail, coming in sick is a no-no. But I nearly blubbered down the phone when I called in.

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You did the right thing. We have sick leave for exactly such reasons. Take care of yourself :)

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aussie.zone

Today I made 108 large lasagnas. I discovered a little hard lump in my hand, right where my rude finger joins on the palm side. You can move it around a bit, it's kinda freaky. Doesn't hurt too much but I'll swing by a Dr next week and get it checked out.

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bullโšกreply
aussie.zone

You and Raven trying to out bulk-Italian food each other? ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ ๐ŸคŒ

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Given Raven is doing it as a home cook and I'm doing it in a factory setting, I declare Raven the winner. Doing that kind of thing at home is truly impressive.

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CEOofmyhouse56reply
aussie.zone

Can I offer you an early lunch?

๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅญ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒถ๐Ÿซ‘๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿซ•๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™๐Ÿš๐Ÿ›๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿก๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฅก๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿง๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿต๐Ÿถ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿช๐Ÿ๐Ÿจ

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Baconreply
aussie.zone

Oh yes wow thatโ€™s a lot of food! I will have a responsibly sourced koala steak and camel milk latte please, thank you.

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CEOofmyhouse56reply
aussie.zone

๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ

The koala is fresh and medium rare for optimal flavour.

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Exotic kite and yoyo carved from bear bone and sinew

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Baconreply
aussie.zone

Hi Dad! Can I have some money please?

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The house feels empty without Melbcat. I keep thinking she's going to come looking for me in the shower or looking down so I won't step on her. It's probably a good chance to do things like a big vacuum and use cleaning chemicals when she's not around but I'm still feeling like crap

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aussie.zone

Okay okay I'm playing Hot Take Thursday too.

I think trams are inefficient... they are so inflexible with rerouting, you can't have express services, they can get majorly delayed by traffic, and because they can't overtake, if one breaks down a whole lot get stuffed, and I still think it's wild you often have to walk into the road to get on/off trams. And new routes are next to impossible to establish these days. I think people defend trams for the romantic charm but I think they are increasingly impractical for a city this size. Would rather see electric buses with bus lanes or fully separated light rail, not this worst of both worlds kind of thing.

๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿš’

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aussie.zone

KISSINGER IS FINALLY DEAD!

(Sorry if celebrating the death of a horrible war criminal is not good).

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

50 years too late

This is the man who sent our jobs to China , who enabled the Chinese to have slave labour.

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aussie.zone

Reminder that no matter how much marketing and weird hype there is from McDonald's and Americans.. the McRib is garbage and they only bring it out once every now and then to capture the curiosity of those who fall for the hype.

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Pilkreply

Not a fan of regular ribs, I don't think I'd ever voluntarily consume simulated ribs.

I do like their simulated chicken though.

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oztrinreply
aussie.zone

I switched to Deezer partway through the year - Coal Makes Me Cum came up in my top 25. Don't ask me how.

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The amount of country music I've listened to in the last year REALLY came through in my wrap up. It even gave me a little custom video from Luke Combs which he recorded for his top fans on Spotify to say thanks.

Looking at that you'd never think a lot of the time I'm listening to other things like Rap Classics 1990-2010, Metal, Classical, Dance/Electronic, Various oldies, Punk, Rock (it does say my top genre is Rock though) and whatever else tickles my fancy.

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I did mine with YouTube Music and my top artist was The Beatles. Second was Ringo Starr. Third is George Harrison. Fourth is Paul McCartney. Fifth was Hail the Sun.

I just realised why The Beatles was number one at 10 hours, it was because I listened to the Anthology albums (1, 2 and 3), which are 2 hours and a half hours (give or take). And also the times I relistened to Now and Then.

God this is fucking embarrassing hahaha.

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aussie.zone

lots of stressful life stuff going on lately, so I've dealt with it in a mature way by doing some random retail therapy.

what are some good apps/uses for a galaxy watch? 6, if that mtters

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just_kittenreply
aussie.zone

I'm ashamed to admit I'd get a smartwatch to remind me when I've been sedentary for too long...

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aussie.zone

Nothing like having some hot fucken dal with fucken toast at TWENTY TO ONE IN THE FUCKEN' MORNIN'

I really need to make sure I don't loll around in bed til 12 this time lol. Feels like all I've done is bed -> bathroom -> work -> bathroom -> bed

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Nathreply
aussie.zone

VB is like the Vegemite of beers. If you weren't raised on it as a kid, it's basically unpalatable.

Don't feel obligated to get there - I'm fully naturalised and I can't stand the stuff. My first beer was XXXX. There are very valid reasons why we don't drink those first beers again, they're the cheapest at the bottle-o because they are awful.

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Ha, don't worry, it was all in jest - I'm much worse, I don't even like beer at all and don't drink much anyway so I'm pretty sure that precludes me from ever getting citizenship. ๐Ÿ˜†

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My mum used to make sandwiches of it (albeit with fairly dry dal)! Also can use toast to scoop up dal instead. Toast is basically a holey second cousin of naan...

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You okay mate, or have you just eaten too many chillis?

Please shout if you need some support โค๏ธ

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aussie.zone

What do people do for lunches? Iโ€™m having one of those days where I want something but I donโ€™t know what. Stare in the fridge, stare in the pantry, decide I donโ€™t want anything but know Iโ€™ll end up eating too many biscuits because Iโ€™m hungry. And I know it makes no sense to stare in the fridge and pantry, because I know exactly whatโ€™s in there because I did the shopping!

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Fry up some mushrooms, onions and sausages (or your choice of protein). Add eggs, mix vigourously. Put into warm tortillas and wrap them up.

Have a pickle/salad/sauerkraut on the side.

10 minutes from fridge to plate.

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In the office today so it's a sandwich (pickle and lactose free cheese),some fruit, a little cucumber and cherry tomato mix, and a little jelly cup.

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Soup and a sandwich. Both can be minimal - eg cupasoup and peanut butter. If you want to get fancy put a couple of slices of bacon in the peanut butter sammo.

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Today I air fried a few dim sims and made a ketchup/aioli mixture dipping sauce

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aussie.zone

yay, finished another puzzle, maps are normally easy but this was hard because none of the places exist ๐Ÿ˜‚ so I couldn't do it from memory

( gees that pot plant looks a little sad ๐Ÿ˜ฌ )

::: spoiler spoiler :::

::: spoiler spoiler :::

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PeelerSheilareply
aussie.zone

I love his cheeks and intense expression ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ› ๐Ÿ‘€

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I had to google what Hot Take means and I want in too. I just gotta think of something. Brb

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calhoon2005reply
aussie.zone

I'm running with a 150 bpm playlist. Fight for your Right is in there. Sabotage is too, but seems a bit quick. Looking it up Body Movin' is apparently about 100.

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Interesting article.

When I first bought my car, a guy at the dealership made me a mp3 to play on the way home. It was full of pop shit but Eye Of The Tiger was hidden amongst them. I put it on repeat the whole way home. I had a new appreciation for that song.

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aussie.zone

Looks like the red christmas bows are slowly being rolled out in my area.

So I declare today.. hot take thursday

Those bows are stupid.

And another hot take..

Anyone who get a fade hairdooo are secretly trying to make their head appear less big.

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bullโšกreply
aussie.zone

What you got against bows?

Also as someone with a huge melon we will do whatever it takes. Don't head shame us big-brainers!

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Truthfully nothing really.

But fades are a conspiracy by the AHC to keep you going back every 2 weeks.

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just_kittenreply
aussie.zone

I'll vote for you. Where do I learn more about your policies?

Also, I hope today hasn't hurt as much as you thought it might.

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Bottom_racerreply
aussie.zone

Next thurs. I'll be updating my banal policy platform.

But yea.. I really put my foot in it yesterday family stuff. I will update that too once the storm passes.

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Banal for bottom being anal!

I thought it might be family stuff :( wishing you strength, definitely hits differently, difficult conversations can be particularly draining

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aussie.zone

Spotify really do be making stuff these days. The fuck is "chamber pop"

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Thatโ€™s funny, I was listening to a band today described in Wikipedia as a โ€œ post-punk dance noise hanxiety band โ€œ ๐Ÿซ  lol ok..

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Hasn't chamber pop has been around for a long time? Orchestra heavy pop arrangements going back to the Beach Boys and Burt Bacharach, I'd also imagine Eleanor Rugby fits

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Nath
aussie.zone

I am vexed. My pipeline build at work keeps failing, leading to new commits for tiny changes, except finding a colleague to peer review/approve my pull requests is hard this week.

And now I've just spent half the evening failing to get an arm build of Fedora to boot on the RPi4. About to revert back to the default OS, but I could have done that hours ago! ๐Ÿ˜ก

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Seagoon_reply
aussie.zone

I understand hardly any of that, the grammar is too weird for me.

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Nathreply

Computer problems trying to do something new at work. Computer problems trying to do something new at home.

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aussie.zone

Spotify wrapped is out and there is no surprise that Closing Time is our #1 song followed by Dreadlock Holiday.

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TinyBreakreply
aussie.zone

My wife has brutalized mine. Who the hell is Stone Sour. Still, blink182 came out on top so its deffo right. I think this is the first year Glass Animals - Heatwaves isnt in the top 10

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Stone sour were my #3! Is your wife okay!? Seriously, they're my 'everything is wrong so I must listen to music that understands' band.

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Bacon
aussie.zone

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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Baconreply
aussie.zone

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿฆท๐Ÿฅฌ

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๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ
๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Baconreply
aussie.zone

๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿ›โ˜•๏ธ

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aussie.zone

I have a two week cough (and counting). No signs of letting up, my voice is destroyed. The only good part of this is the cough medicine I got prescribed. Itโ€™s delicious and makes me feel woozy.

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bullโšกreply
aussie.zone

I had one of these when I was 20 and they gave me liquid codeine. That tasted awful though but forced me to go ni nighs. Not just a gentle "hey, wanna go to sleep?" but more like a "haha sleep time, idiot". Magic stuff.

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Surprisingly, I really enjoyed this yearโ€™s Spotify Wrapped. Itโ€™s so far out of the genres I usually listen to, it included podcasts and Iโ€™m surprised I was in the top 3% listeners worldwide (contextually itโ€™s a bit ambiguous, it might have meant when I peaked in June).

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aussie.zone

been watching videos on narcissism ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ญ every single emotion and thought and insecurity I have has now been pathologised

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Friendo, while you might have picked up some maladaptive behaviours (maybe) an actual narcissist wouldnโ€™t care.

It would just be everyone else that was wrong and no need to self reflect.

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