Yprogrammerhumor·Programmer HumorbyY2K38 every damn time ...View original on lemmy.one410Comments11Reply
ddrive_desaster replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyYou don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing11Reply
TheCheddarCheese replylemmy.worldi can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it4Reply
ᙖᖇƐ>ᜊᙃ ッ replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyRule 1. Never trust anybody Not even yourself, or the code, Or the computer3Reply
SSinJab0n replymujico.orgThen u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:2Reply
oodium replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replyYou don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.2Reply
skulblaka replykbin.socialYeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?1Reply
eratic feddit.uk1Hide 1 replyI'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device. https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg24Reply
llseif replysopuli.xyzjust a tip: i believe you can embed images using 1Reply
dullbananas (joseph silva) lemmy.cahttps://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/issues/1231Reply
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You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing
i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it
Rule 1. Never trust anybody
Not even yourself, or the code, Or the computer
Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C:
You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.
Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?
I'm so bad at coding that I could accidentally create state-of-the-art malware and infect my device.
https://files.catbox.moe/aqpr1c.jpg
just a tip: i believe you can embed images using
I actually don't trust myself enough to code but I do it anyways
https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/issues/123