My wife used to steal my fries but we worked out a solution that we both like. I eat my fries and if she wants them she just pecks me right under the chin repeatedly until I vomit the fries into her mouth. It works really well because they’re not fully digested at this point and I’ve already sort of pre-chewed them so she doesn’t have to do much work (hubby to the rescue right?). It’s also more economical as you only have to purchase one unit of fries and not two. This represents the successful implementation of a 50% efficiency improvement and I’m really proud of it :)
They are adults, they know how hungry they are. They know what types of food they like. They can order an acceptable amount of food for themselves.
Stop eating off others plates because you think its cute. It isn't. It's annoying.
Edit: If I am out to a restaurant to eat with you and you didn't order enough food for yourself, order more. We aren't being given rations and I don't care if you eat a large amount of food.
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Replace 'fries' with literally any food on my plate or any drink in my cup and that applies to my wife for the last 2+ decades.
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Don't say that to the guy who was complaining about too many fries a few days ago
Those who asks questions stays hungry. Anyone with siblings know it
"bitch give me a fry"
"bitch, can I please have a fry"
My wife used to steal my fries but we worked out a solution that we both like. I eat my fries and if she wants them she just pecks me right under the chin repeatedly until I vomit the fries into her mouth. It works really well because they’re not fully digested at this point and I’ve already sort of pre-chewed them so she doesn’t have to do much work (hubby to the rescue right?). It’s also more economical as you only have to purchase one unit of fries and not two. This represents the successful implementation of a 50% efficiency improvement and I’m really proud of it :)
They are adults, they know how hungry they are. They know what types of food they like. They can order an acceptable amount of food for themselves.
Stop eating off others plates because you think its cute. It isn't. It's annoying.
Edit: If I am out to a restaurant to eat with you and you didn't order enough food for yourself, order more. We aren't being given rations and I don't care if you eat a large amount of food.
“Why don’t women want to date me? I said I’m a catch!”
I've met plenty of dudes who thought it was cute too.
Aromantic Asexual here. Nice try.
Edit: OF course you're a .ml user