Spyke
sh.itjust.works

"The year is 2025. The use of Silly Putty in combat is now a warcrime. Our platoon just received a new shipment of slinkies.

I look over at Johnny's bunk, now empty. He was hit by one of those vibrating Harry Potter brooms that people misused for sex toys. At least it was over quick for him.

I shudder, wondering which toy next will find use in warfare."

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Word had it that LEGO cluster munitions are in development in conjunction with the heavy munitions division of Nerf.

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It's not painters tape it's a diverse portable covering material. Top of the line military technology that is.

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yah.lol

Have you seen the state of Russian trenches? It's like 60% trash. This will blend in well

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empty space for more trash orcs Russian soldiers to fill in (sorry, this autocorrect is really annoying).

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You reached the end

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