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ÐÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkin lemm.eeJust send the pic to mom with the caption "you could have just got me an icecream to make me feel better about it instead of LYING TO ME!"107Reply
FFlashMobOfOne lemmy.world10Hide 10 repliesMarriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.40Reply
mmarmotworks replylemmynsfw.comI mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.27Reply
TTWeaK replylemm.ee4Hide 4 repliesIf marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.11Reply
VVaultBoyNewVegas replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesOut of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.2Reply
ffunkless_eck replysh.itjust.worksa) salty and sweet is a good mix b) you get the nuts anyway for free3Reply
JJasonw911 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack8Reply
October replylemmy.worldWell sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.2Reply
Semi-Hemi-Demigod kbin.social6Hide 6 repliesI married someone I had a crush on in 3rd grade. We’re divorced. It was messy. Do not recommend.39Reply
Semi-Hemi-Demigod replykbin.social1Hide 1 replyI was in third grade so probably. Kids are dumb.31Reply
mmeliaesc replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyHonestly, mentally reversing roles got so suddenly creepy.4Reply
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Just send the pic to mom with the caption "you could have just got me an icecream to make me feel better about it instead of LYING TO ME!"
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
I mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.
If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.
You really need to find a new ice cream shop
Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.
a) salty and sweet is a good mix
b) you get the nuts anyway for free
Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.
But I bought you a gun rack...
I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack
You'd better be careful or you're going to lose me
Well sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.
I married someone I had a crush on in 3rd grade.
We’re divorced. It was messy. Do not recommend.
Perhaps you just picked the wrong person.
I was in third grade so probably. Kids are dumb.
i hope you waited to at least 5th grade to get married
I had to run the last of my brain cells for that conclusion.
Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married in the 3rd grade.
Aww, the poor, poor imaginary jilted wannabe gf.
Honestly, mentally reversing roles got so suddenly creepy.
I'm sorry even not reversing that's creepy and unhealthy