World's largest iceberg breaks free, heads toward Southern Ocean
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Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.
What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)
And then he gets mad :(
Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?
It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it's just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.
Don't worry, we've just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine
If we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!
Learn to swim!
World's largest iceberg so far
It's all fun and games until the icebergs start intentionally attacking the ships.
Iceberg-Orca alliance.
Holy hell...
Oh lawd it’s coming.
Quick! Someone find the ship with the not-at-all-foreshadowing amount of hubris…
No worries, it just taking a stroll.