Spyke

Ranger: It's terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

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discuss.tchncs.de

And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren't environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild...How nice!

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Xin_shillreply
lemm.ee

What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

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discuss.tchncs.de

Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.

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lemmy.world

So what should I do with my bodies then? I don't want to just send more stuff to landfills

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Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It's all fine

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You're missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C'mon, guys, you're smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

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I don't see the problem, aren't you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

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You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.

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That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it's so dark that you can't see your hand in close distance. There's cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: "It's really scary here." The man says: "What can I say, I'll have to walk back all by myself later."

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ARk
lemm.ee

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

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Meltreply
lemm.ee

It's the eyes popping forward

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