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lemm.ee

"God chose Trump to be president"

"God didn't choose Biden to be president"

Two things these nutters definitely believe without understanding how fucking stupid that is.

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Just tell them to stop voting and let God choose. God is punishing you for voting instead of praying.

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"Sir, we need a 77 year old fat lying toddler with a golden shower fetish and without dignity to solve this problem!"

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I always figured he stood like that because he's trying to hold in a turtle head. That, or someone told him it makes him look less fat.

The lifts would make sense, since he is so sensitive about that, and lying about his height (and weight).

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lemmy.world

Is this a real picture? Seems modified or else he would fall over. Maybe he's standing uphill?

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lemmy.world

You think a helicopter can land on a hill?

That's real. He leans forward like that because apparently it helps to hide his fatness.

It makes him look like the front half of a centaur.

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Don't You think he would fall over? He looks like he's doing the Smooth Criminal lean. And you had to have shoes bolted to the ground for that.

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slrpnk.net

I have no problem feeding him to the lions except no lion deserves that …

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If a Peter Molyneux's Black&White-style lion god descended from the heavens and demanded human sacrifices, I think Trump would be perfect for that job

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slrpnk.net
  • Trump facing down a lion
  • a lion is a symbol of Christ
  • therefore, Trump facing down Christianity
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I love how 100% of the inspirational graphics of Trump are bizarre photoshop art rather than anything that actually happened.

To include his own goofy nft cards.

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Very cringe but slightly ironic since a lot of scripture in the bible refers to Satan as a roaring lion.

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