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lemm.ee

When you're asked if you prefer x11 or Wayland, but you like titties.

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"Fine" being (arguably) marginally better than attempting to decipher a scrambled cable channel that could be either the softcore channel or a travel documentary - either way, you're looking at something that rhymes with "complicating crank".

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What a bloated workflow, just connect your oscilloscope via UART and decode via RS232.

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gruereply
lemmy.world

a matrix printer in another room

It's "dot matrix printer," you phony!

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We absolutly dropped the dot from the word in informal speak. Probably 2 days after owning one.. "matriseskrivar" was much easier than "punktmatriseskrivar"

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zerobloodreply
lemmy.ca

Look at this scrub, they didn't even put the whole dictionary into their code and tell it to choose random words.

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Look, another failure. A dictionary is clearly bloated when you only want words that can be played in hangman! 3 letter words and bellow comprise way more memory overhead than required for a good challenging experience.

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My wife complains about not being able to hear the TV over the teletype, but I keep telling her it's the only way to get the true user experience.

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Andrewreply
mander.xyz

I also want to have a clicky mechanical keyboard! /s

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I mean... yeah? Its actually hardware accelerated too, and mpv can play videos directly on it

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Noob, I teared a hole in the fabric of reality and plugged it into my head. I interface with my thoughts and the results are read to me by voices in my head.

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mlgreply
lemmy.world

watches wayland have a stroke on a kiosk

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Valve be like: Jo we make like a wayland compositor, ya'now?, and it will be like super performance oriented for games 'n stuff, ya'now?, and have dis super bleedin' edge hdr pipeline, ya'now?, and then it will only support xwayland, ya'now?, dude why ya leavin'?

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I use wsl just to log in and run update/upgrade whenever I get the itch.

Anyone remember the rackspace raids in mid-00s? I called and explained to them our ircd operator was in iraq and got services set back up.

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You don't have to decide between riding a car or riding a bicycle to work

black guy thinking meme

when all you use are your feet

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lemmy.world

The best way to interact with a Linux machine is ssh through powershell. Hate me all you want, but it's kinda a self-own to imply that savvy Linux users don't bother with the desktop.

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