Spyke
lemmy.world

Ooh, I've had a terrible idea, let's make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying

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lemmy.world

Funny meme, but I don't think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.

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Takreply
lemmy.ml

Do we gatekeep Java though?

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lemmy.ca

If you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?

I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.

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lemmy.ml

Unrelated: anyone knows what this template is called? I can never seem to find it or describe it intelligently enough to search engines.

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It's like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other 'Captain.'

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I think op hasn't heard of web components. Technically it requires js, but still it will replace react and angular and vue soon me thinks.

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bauvereply
jlai.lu

Nothing, but it's not a programming language

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Siegfriedreply
lemmy.world

But the meme says developer, not programmer.. wouldn't that be ok then?

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shuzukoreply
midwest.social

It's a markup language. In the simplest explanation, a programming language describes a process (what does the thing do) while a markup language describes a structure (how is the thing supposed to be displayed). There's more to it than that, but someone else can get into deeper if they want, it's beyond me lol

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Diogenes throws a Ruby on Rails model over the fence and shouts “Behold a markup language!”

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lemmy.ml

a markup language describes a structure (how is the thing supposed to be displayed)

A markup language does not define how something is to be displayed, that's what a styling language is for (usually CSS). A markup language semantically defines what certain parts of the created document are.

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Lol that's fair, but since those words in that combination barely even make sense to me I tried to dumb it down more and ended up being wrong 😂

I'm the idiot who searches stack for code and copies and pastes it into the project so no one should listen to me anyway.

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I knew it was a markup language, but didn't know the diff between the two since I'm not a programmer. Thanks

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Psshaw. I programmed my Myspace page with that language: checkmate.

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