cyanideandhappiness·Cyanide and HappinessbyMrSebSin 20 November 2023View original on sh.itjust.works837Comments21
bbleistift2 feddit.de14Hide 14 repliesDon’t give them ideas. Henry Stickmin, I hereby sentence you to death. You are to raise the money for the required medical procedure by slave work for the next 75 years. 63
ggreenskye replylemm.ee9Hide 9 repliesI mean, they can't really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn't you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?23
FFurball replysh.itjust.worksEasy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in3
DDudeDudenson replylemmings.worldAh but it doesn't violate the conventions if we convince people it's not torture but rather medical treatment!4
ZZron replylemmy.worldThey can force you to work. Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment5
PPotatos_are_not_friends lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesPossibly dark question. So if you kill yourself, your family has to pay for your funeral. But if the city/state/country kills you, free burial?39
IonicFrog replylemmy.sdf.org4Hide 4 repliesIf your body goes unclaimed then it's up to whatever local entity to dispose of it. Most places cremate. If you want to watch a dark documentary about how dead people without a next of kin are handled. => https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342180/23
MuchPineapples replylemmy.worldNot without consent (before your death obviously..). Last time I checked I found that donating your body to science is surprisingly difficult.7
Don’t give them ideas.
I mean, they can't really force you to work in that case. Why wouldn't you just refuse to work? Or just hunger strike?
torture?
*Points at Geneva Conventions.
Only applies to prisoners of war.
Easy, declare your prison cell a country and then declare war on the country your in
New war incoming?
*Points at the Constitution.
Ah but it doesn't violate the conventions if we convince people it's not torture but rather medical treatment!
They can force you to work.
Slavery is still legal in the US as a punishment under the 14 amendment
Death by teleporter?
Sounds like job security!
I get to work, for free?!
Just immediately buy a PS5 with death money.
Possibly dark question.
So if you kill yourself, your family has to pay for your funeral.
But if the city/state/country kills you, free burial?
If your body goes unclaimed then it's up to whatever local entity to dispose of it. Most places cremate.
If you want to watch a dark documentary about how dead people without a next of kin are handled. => https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0342180/
Not for research? Like testing for car crashes?
Not without consent (before your death obviously..). Last time I checked I found that donating your body to science is surprisingly difficult.
No, they're turned into Halloween decorations
Wait, did they ever do car crash tests with real bodies!?
There's also free sex.