I have a board gaming joke, but it's not it's turn yet.

I would have a melon marriage joke, but they cantaloupe.

I have an engineering joke, but it isn't feasible.

I have a consultant joke, but the delivery isn't ready yet.

I have a programming joke, but it doesn't work

I have a project management joke, but we've had to push back the delivery.

I have a musician joke, but it's delivering pizzas.