Yscience_memes·Science MemesbyYuper I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yetView original on lemmy.world201Comments27Reply
Mossy Feathers (She/Her) pawb.social1Hide 1 replyI have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.9Reply
ggjoel replylemmy.mlI have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.1Reply
ssubtext lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesBecause this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out: I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is. I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant. I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand. I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction. I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why. I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it. I have a physics joke it’s low potential. I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing. I have a biology joke but it’s not viable. I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual. I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.7Reply
Azzu replylemm.ee1Hide 1 replyI'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.3Reply
ssubtext replylemmy.worldThat’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.1Reply
DDecoy321 lemmy.worldI love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down. Needs more jpeg.6Reply
larsloveslegos lemmy.worldI have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.2Reply
cally [he/they] pawb.socialI have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led1Reply
EElectricCattleman lemmy.worldI have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.1Reply
IIron Lynx lemmy.worldI have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it. I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.0Reply
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I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.
I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.
I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.
I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.
Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:
I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.
I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.
I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.
I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.
I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.
I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.
I have a physics joke it’s low potential.
I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.
I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.
I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.
I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.
That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.
I have a customer support joke, please hold...
I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.
Needs more jpeg.
I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall
It only counts if it's a maths joke.
I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete
I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.
I have a joke, but it's not funny.
When will the update release? Soon™️
I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.
I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.
I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.
I thought I was going crazy
I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.
I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led
I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.
I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking
I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT
I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.
I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.
I have a sound joke but you can't hear it
I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it