eedwardbear replylemmy.worldi think you are supposed to find the biggest guy in the office and quiz him.1Reply
DDrDeadCrash lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyif you're not testing in production, you're not testing production14Reply
MMrPasty lemmy.sebbem.seIf you test in production, you have to be able to handle the pressure.11Reply
rrolaulten lemmy.worldEveryone has a test environment. If your lucky you also have a separate one for production.7Reply
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This guy (a unit) was testing
This guy used himself as a unit test
i think you are supposed to find the biggest guy in the office and quiz him.
Test? Pff, push live and wait for someone to complain.
Re-deploy without backup!
Can't get complaints if the bug kills the users taps forehead
Move fast and break things!
if you're not testing in production, you're not testing production
Yeah, the goal is to avoid testing production.
The internet has been ruthless with the CEO, but I'm not complaining
If you test in production, you have to be able to handle the pressure.
This humour is kinda dark......but I LIKE it xD
Everyone has a test environment. If your lucky you also have a separate one for production.
Even tougher men run production in test environment.
I "test" my code, you "test" your code. We are not the same.
Someone send this to Elon, want him to personally test his rockets.
Test with your testes
And they also don't read the manual.
... but they sure cry a lot.