Spyke
lemmy.world

Gave him an extra leg before murdering him too. Jesus Christ.

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papalonianreply
lemmy.world

The last one is super weird and creepy looking.

They're all standing in what looks like a bathroom, but there's a computer at the counter. Ah!

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Yes, I agree!

I generated four more afterwards but didn't want to spam unless there's someone who wants to see the pictures..

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sh.itjust.works

It's Jesus, so no way that guy was innocent... probably a money loaner at the temple. Plus he has 3 legs.

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Jesus had a psychotic side, there's the time a hungover Jesus wanted figs from a fig tree and even after being told it's out of season, he got shitty with this one particular Fig tree and cursed it to never bare fruit.

Jesus doesn't make great decisions after a big night.

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kbin.social

One of his three legs appears to be wearing some sort of sandal, and that is clearly a sock underneath. Killing was justified.

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The "third leg" (closest to camera) is clearly a massive penis he tried to hide out of shame. Methinks Jesus was jealous.

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"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." Matthew 10:34 KJV

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I see that he's escalated from stealing those iPads from Target a few weeks back.

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jesus christ murders an innocent man inside of a walmart. captured thanks to the CCTV cameras | Spyke