Mad, bad/cad/bad dad, sad, bad, bad, tad mad, and plaid gonad. Egad!

"He called you three as well?"

Tonight on Whose Fault is it Anyway?...

"How long do we have to stand here pretending to care?"

"Not sure, but definitely not longer than it takes a lettuce to go off."

Truss must feel like an imposter standing there with the rest.

Now let‘s remember what you lot did

Let’s wear poppies

To commemorate all the lives we ruined.

Annual nonce convention

Shocking bunch of mediocrities.

"Who wants to trash the place"

Who farted?