Help help! He's measuring my velocity!
programmer_humor·Programmer Humorbyjeff 👨‍💻 I am your Scrum Master!Help help! He's measuring my velocity!View original on programming.dev97Comments5Reply
IIWriteDaCode programming.dev"Help, help, he's measuring my velocity!" is my new favorite line19Reply
ppixxel discuss.tchncs.de2Hide 2 repliesLove it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.14Reply
ako946659661Â lemmy.worldUgh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned. I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points. Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum. Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....5Reply
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"Help, help, he's measuring my velocity!" is my new favorite line
Love it, gonna send it to our scrum master tomorrow… wait that’s me.
Do you go around measuring people's velocity?
I don’t. The company refuses to pay for a radar.
Ugh. As the least introverted member of the team, I got cursed with this role when our lead resigned.
I moved our team from scrum to kanban and reported actual features being delivered instead of imaginary "velocity" points.
Then they hired a new tech lead and brought us back to scrum.
Gaaah. Take me back to coding pleaseeee....