Patch Notes:

• Patched error in the random character generation that was resulting in excess bottoms. Unfortunately this will take 16-21 years to filter through.
• In the interim, bottoms can now take the 'versatile' trait for free.
• The penises of tops now glow in the dark, to make them easier to find.

Thank you for your feedback. We hope this patch helps alleviate some concers that have been expressed for the future of Real Life(tm).

Hello, I heard you're looking for tops~ :3

I'm a top but I'm not a furry. I am sorry, spooky bat.

Strongest bottom wins.