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A photo of two guys who ran for political office. Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) ran for the Green Party. Scary resemblance.

I'm not editing the title, but my intention was to say how scary it is that Ted Cruz looks like Al Lewis, not to disparage Al Lewis in any way.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Woah there, buddy

I’ve had plenty of shits in my lifetime, and none have been nearly as revolting as him

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Shit serves a purpose. You need it to live. It’s so important, after you’ve had an operation they make sure you can do it before they let you go home.

Ted Cruz serves no such purpose. He’s literally less useful than shit.

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Grandpa Munster looks happy and has open, welcoming eyes. Meanwhile the actual social vampire looks like Munster after a week-long coke bender.

Nothing about him looks happy or welcoming. He looks like the guy who assures me he’s the carpool for Sunday school so it’s totally cool he’ll pick up my kids but lol no. I’ll take half a day off instead.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

Al Lewis was an awesome motherfucker, Ted Cruz pees his pants because he likes the wet warm feeling down his legs. Allegedly.

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What's weird is that my first thought was "Huh, they do kinda look similar", and my second was "Huh, every individual part of their faces looks pretty different" (Edit for typo)

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Al Lewis was awesome. How dare you compare him with that waste of DNA!

Every Friday I used to have about fifty, sixty kids who would wait for me on Sunset Boulevard and I'd take them all to dinner. All runaways.

-- Al Lewis

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A photo of two guys who ran for political office. Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) ran for the Green Party. Scary resemblance. | Spyke