Spyke
sh.itjust.works

My dog only trips when I take a shit. Not my wife. Not my daughter. But when I go, it's Howlin' time™.

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Lepseareply
sh.itjust.works

It's a covering fire. Homie just wants to mask all that noise that you make inside there

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I don't even bother closing the bathroom door. One of the cats is gonna have to come check out what's going on.

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I mean if anyone knows how shit that other place is to use…

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lemm.ee

One of mine likes to eat cat poop, so that's pretty cool

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actually, that's a great argument. They always poo with you watching, they might as well assume that's how things should be. Seems like a learned behavior.

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Had a cat before that did the same thing. Except, it was more of a “you are using the bathroom, so I need to as well. And I want to maintain eye contact the entire time.” (The litter box was in the bathroom)

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