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antiquememesroadshow·Antique Memes RoadshowbyDocMcStuffin

Amazing Horse, aka Get on My Horse, aka the Horse Song (it's a little NSFW)

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Lyrics:

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.

I've a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that's dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.

(dance to horse playing keyboard)

Get on my horse.
I'll take you round the universe,
and all the other places too.

I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman get on my horse!

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lemmy.world

This still randomly gets stuck in my head sometimes.

Along with badger badger

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Narwhals, narwhals

Swimming in the ocean

Causing a commotion

Because they are so awesome

Narwhals, narwhals

They're pretty big and pretty white

They'd beat a polar bear in a fight

They're like an underwater unicorn

They've got a kickass facial horn

They're the jedi of the sea

They'll stop cthulhu from eating ye

Narwhals, they are narwhals

Narwhals

Just don't let them touch your balls

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I still sing this all the time. I thought I was the only one who still remembered it!

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