The joke's on you! I wanted to be in their engineering department anyways!
at least in 15 years when the draft (doesn't) drop I can sit at home eating cheetos
not originally intended to be a stock photo meme, I just found this image funny
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If you didn't know, mental disorders disqualify you from being an astronaut, (at least at NASA)
That leaves you only one choice: you have to become the mentally-ill billionaire owner of a space-travel company.
I'm also disqualified because I'm too tall, so I have that going for me, which is nice.
Just looked that up. Never knew that!
Too tall gang.
first of all Elon Musk and fucking Jeff Bezos are "Astronauts" and they have a fuckton of mental problems. You can't be NASA's astronaut but NASA is not what it was anymore and if they don't want you the private sector does and it pays better! Go for it bro!
Jeff is a suborbital commercial space tourist and elon hasn't even gone to space
I was just trying to cheer someone up and show them a different perspective. Don't be offended.
cheering someone up with misinformation is my favourite pastime too
🙄k
sorry for another depressing one, just feeling kinda shit lately
Dang, I’m sorry
not yer fault
For whatever it's worth, you aren't missing much. There's very nearly nothing in space.
That is a pretty thrilling change from down here though
eh, you can experience a lot of what being in orbit is like just by going on the vomit comet lmao