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Wherever you are dude… My SO just looked back at me and they said they hadn’t pooped in 3 days

How:

They starting intermittent fasting on a 16/8-7 and ate red meat this week.

Incoming Redditors: you’ll understand soon why this is ground breaking.

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AGAIN! Again, and I will BAN you and all others that do the SAME FUCKING MISTAKE for it- IT IS A NON-SHITPOST. A NON - SHITPOST. Your final warning.
.>:C /s

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The pregnant person had to get c-section but otherwise both Mizu and the poop are okay c:

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Whatever is coming out, (if) it (even) is coming out, will come out HARD.

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I think I read him yesterday asking what to eat to solve his constipation, which one would assume means that the no poop challenge was successful...perhaps too successful

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The same account later asked about passing gummy worms, and today I saw them posting about constipation on [email protected]. No, I'm not following them, they just keep making it to the front page.

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I understood it as a convoluted joke about the submarine situation.

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