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lemm.ee

I was getting ads on Tinder for a tractor for a while. And not a small hobby one, either, this was a ten tonne commercial unit.

Dunno what gave them the idea I needed that.

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Ilovethebombreply
lemm.ee

There's a fair few heifers on there, to be fair.

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It's cow breedin' time!

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Because chicks dig BMPs (must be all that room in the back for activities), and you can tow as many as you want from Ukraine

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Oh look, it's your friendly neighborhood door-to-door ATGM dealer. Even if you're not interested, sitting through the in-home demo is worth it.

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lemmy.ml

The Spice 2000 makes the Spice 1000 look like the Spice 250. Itโ€™s the fastest and most explody Spice weโ€™ve ever made, and we really think youโ€™re gonna love it. Now hereโ€™s Liz with more information about our new targeting system.

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SPICE 2000: When you're ready to go #3 in someone else's toilet.

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It knows this, because it knows what you really don't. By subtracting what you want from what you don't; or what you don't want from what you do, whichever is greater. It obtains a difference, or deviation.

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Yeah, I get tons of ads for land attack systems, Rafael fighter jets, anti air missiles, tanks... Its bizarre that the MIC is running YouTube ads...

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