Police close road for 31 hours after sex doll mistaken for dead body dumped in woods
Warwickshire Police said it was with ‘great relief’ when they discovered the life-size doll
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31 hours? Did they take turns with it or something?
31 hours... taking turns? did they call out the FD too? run a "Public Service" train, or something?
Honestly incredible. Warwickshire apparently has a population of 500,000. Their police department definitely has a dedicated forensics unit. They should have arrived and noticed the body wasn't real in a few hours at most. These cops were doing something lol
They hit it family style!
"inflatable love aid" would be a great name for a band
Well, everyone likes a happy ending! ;)
Giles in particular was incredibly relieved. He had been looking for Sheila for days!