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“Fuck you, I’m adding it to my spine collection. That’ll be $1800.”

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And of course, they'll only cover the third and seventh of those weeks.

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8BitRoadTripreply
lemm.ee

Not covered by insurance until you hit your $5000 deductible

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“Now, if you’d like, we can sew your asshole shut and that may just get you over that deductible threshold”

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oursreply
lemmy.world

Sub-zero M.D: putting that anatomical knowledge to work.

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lugal
lemmy.ml

Ok, you get your spine but and I keep your liver, deal?

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And when he woke up, His skeleton was missing! And the doctor was never seen again! Anyways, That's how I lost my medical license.

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