Spyke
lemm.ee

I can't with a comic that starts with "that's a lot of cum harry potter" like can u don't

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warl0xreply
feddit.nl

You're probably spot on... Draco + Harry = Drarry

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HappyFrogreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Hehe, I was not spot on... Dobby + Harry =/= Drarry :p i just thought because of the image...

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Oh... Oh no... Why is that in my head now? Noooooooooo!

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It makes cleanup easier.

  • Jack off
  • Cum in sock
  • Put it back on the shelf
  • Leave the department store
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Nelotsreply
lemm.ee

I tried it once after seeing loads of memes like this. Admittedly, it felt pretty good. But then post-nut clarity kicked in and I realized I was left with a gross-ass sock and just ended up throwing it away. 0/10, would not recommend.

And even after doing it myself once, I've still never understood the "cum sock" that implies you do it multiple times in a single sock and keep said sock around... that's just fucking disgusting.

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lemm.ee

At least you can theoretically wash the sock. Now, a coconut on the other hand...

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slrpnk.net

I mean, you could have a jar, with rainbow dash in it. That would be objectively worse

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I think it must be played up for the weirdness/grossness effect. I can’t think of any scenario where it would make sense.

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Look at all the money bags with their socks. Stealing napkins and toilet paper at restaurants is free.

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If it's a pleasure thing, Is it something that's performed more by those without foreskin, perhaps because they don't have the natural sleeve effect provided by the missing skin?

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Holzkohlenreply
feddit.de

They like to wear crusty cum socks almost as much as they like to be slaves.

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I would wear a cum sock mitten if I was freed. Then you toss it off, get a good scrub in. Then you're freed from the weirdest of curses.

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Before I read the whole thing I thought the "CRUNCH" was cum socks being eaten as a snack. I'm so glad it's just dobby being free.

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