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lemmy.world

Her: "Beth. My name is Beth."

Her to him: "I never give them my real name, it's creepy."

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OpenStarsreply
kbin.social

Surprise twist: substitute Beth for "Karen" sometimes, just for the lolz:-P

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Well... At least then you can call her Beth in a joke tone... better that hey you girl come.

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Her: "I'll get us a table, can you order me a large pumpkin spice latte with a shot and double mocha* ? Thanks babe!"

Him: Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

*I have no idea if this is a thing, I never go to starbucks

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Cryophiliareply
lemmy.world

Batista: "got an order for Ts3ivghé? Ts3ivghé?"

Steve: "Yeah that's probably me"

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ratz30reply
lemmy.world

Acting must not be working out for Batista

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As long as he hears it and he doesn't have to take it from whatever the Starbucks guys wrote and understood, as sometimes they don't quite get the name.

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