memes·MemesbyTrack_Shovel That's not a wand, Harry...Fun game: read HP, and sub the word 'wand' our for penis euphemismsView original on slrpnk.net577Comments16
_cnt0 replyfeddit.de1Hide 1 replyIt's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" 35
SSolarNialamide replylemm.ee Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. Lmfao17
hhelpImTrappedOnline replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyTell me you're not a catholic boy without saying it.23
RRisk replyfeddit.uk4Hide 4 repliesWho does Harry own? Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he's dead?7
RRisk replyfeddit.uk2Hide 2 repliesOh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.1
HHardlightCereal replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySo you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?3
RRisk replyfeddit.ukNext time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.2
HHardlightCereal replylemmy.world Me when I'm a famous author who hates trans people and I decide to make the anti-slavery movement in my book a huge joke 5
"The schlong choses the wizard"
I mean traditionally, the word to swap on was wang.
It's just one letter away from "wang"...
It's a classic: https://archive.ph/dRsjY
Lmfao
Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??
Tell me you're not a catholic boy without saying it.
Both of the characters in this meme own slaves.
Who does Harry own?
Also, can Dumbledore own slaves if he's dead?
Harry owns Kreacher
Oh yeah. In all fairness, I'm sure Harry would happily let Kreacher be free if he wouldn't instantly go on snitch on them to Voldie & Co.
So you're saying Harry would totally stop owning a person if it didn't have negative consequences for Harry?
Next time you accidentally own a slave, do let me know when you decide to let them go free with the consequence being a murderous wizard immediately shows up at your house.
Oh god, are you one of those S.P.E.W. members?
Horny ghost gandalf