Man Didn’t Go To Doctor For Lecture About What Should And Should Not Go In Ass
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Not to sound like a doctor but if you're going to put something in your butt make sure it has a flared base
And the flared base is not the side that goes in your ass
- I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
- It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!
Man: Flared base my ass!
Doctor: Yes exactly.
Man: Wait what?
I think this is called an analogy.
*analology
"Goddammit, just take it out!"