Crpgmemes·RPGMemes byCalamityEmu Working for magic is for losers.Which makes me a loser. My favorite character lately is my cleric.View original on ttrpg.network377Comments13
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 yiffit.net3Hide 3 repliesDragon Disciple Sorcerer: "My great great grandpa fucked a dragon and now I can cast Fireball."43
ssammytheman666 replyttrpg.networkSuch an archievment deserves a shortcut for the offsprings. Plus a cascade of yomama jokes4
mmcmoor replybookwormstory.social"My great great grandma get fucked by a human and now I'm stuck in this tiny body."3
TTipRing lemmy.world1Hide 1 replySorcerer's are the fantasy equivalent of someone born on third base while imagining they hit a triple.42
SSatanicNotMessianic replylemmy.mlWe know we’re born on third base and we’re pretty pleased about it, thank you very much.35
BBudgetBandit replysh.itjust.works“ Amidst coin’s clinking sound, I’d play my strings so thin, a violin’s lament, a song of pain from deep within“ screeching violin noises8
DDragonTypeWyvern literature.cafe1Hide 1 replyI feel like Cleric and Wizard should be reversed, but maybe I'm disrespecting the amount of free labor the gods demand.20
Dragon Disciple Sorcerer: "My great great grandpa fucked a dragon and now I can cast Fireball."
Always thought they were the most real world relatable
Such an archievment deserves a shortcut for the offsprings.
Plus a cascade of yomama jokes
"My great great grandma get fucked by a human and now I'm stuck in this tiny body."
Sorcerer's are the fantasy equivalent of someone born on third base while imagining they hit a triple.
We know we’re born on third base and we’re pretty pleased about it, thank you very much.
Bard: "Doot doot, magic flute!~"
“ Amidst coin’s clinking sound, I’d play my strings so thin, a violin’s lament, a song of pain from deep within“ screeching violin noises
I feel like Cleric and Wizard should be reversed, but maybe I'm disrespecting the amount of free labor the gods demand.
Wizard has student loans to pay off
Druid: I took a nap and know everything now.
Wild mage: where'd these four ducks come from?
I don't get the wizard one. Explain what?