you are at home with your wife and daughter and this guy comes in -- what do you do?
ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?
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ignore the "how" and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?
Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister's supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully
@buru5
Ask him who he is and what game series hes from
Something called Rance
OP is afraid to admit he's playing an H-game?
ah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game https://lemmy.world/post/6575601
I'm in that thread as well XD I was just wondering why you didn't want to talk about it here
that's a big no-no
Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won't show anyone else.
that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home
That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer
Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!
Draw my sword! Only a ne'er-do-well would enter another man's home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!
Team up
o_o
Kick him square in the nards
sight
unzips
@buru5 just shoot in him dick and runaway
DOGS: GUTS!
my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.