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starwarsmemes·Star Wars Memesbym3t00🌎🇺🇦 bert ernie ewoks Xposthttps://mstdn.party/@[email protected]/111190503889352997View original on lemmy.world625Comments21Reply
pperviouslyiner replylemm.eeSame way RimWorld lets a fat guy wear a small person's stolen clothes [out in the field, with nobody capable of tailoring nearby]...22Reply
ssharpiemarker replyfeddit.de Plain, simple tailors. Garak is that you? We all know you're a spy.2Reply
Capt. Wolf lemmy.worldEwoks: And if you look away from the humanoid bone piles, over here, we have a fine selection of perfectly serviceable clothes to suit all shapes and sizes. We always like to let our sacrifices pick out what they'll wear last! I mean... Yub nub...30Reply
Björn replyswg-empire.de1Hide 1 replyYeah, you're right. It isn't really NSFW. But in some super stuck up cultures this is considered offensive.6Reply
stebo replysopuli.xyzNo I'm saying it's definitely NSFW. Not because it's offensive but because I don't want my boss catching me looking at drawings of naked Leia.9Reply
CCarlsIIIÂ kbin.socialAccording to the Ewok Adventure movies and the cartoon, there is a witch living on Endor. So any time you see something like that, a witch did it.22Reply
mmisophonium lemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesPicture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.16Reply
SSkybreakerEngineer replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAnd one of those tailors helped fake up a Cardassian optolithic data rod8Reply
mmisophonium replylemmy.blahaj.zoneSir, please find your own holodeck and forget what you saw in here.4Reply
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Tailors.
Same way RimWorld lets a fat guy wear a small person's stolen clothes [out in the field, with nobody capable of tailoring nearby]...
Plain, simple tailors.
Garak is that you? We all know you're a spy.
Ewoks: And if you look away from the humanoid bone piles, over here, we have a fine selection of perfectly serviceable clothes to suit all shapes and sizes. We always like to let our sacrifices pick out what they'll wear last!
I mean...
Yub nub...
Slightly NSFW
only slightly? its a drawing of a naked woman lol
Yeah, you're right. It isn't really NSFW. But in some super stuck up cultures this is considered offensive.
No I'm saying it's definitely NSFW. Not because it's offensive but because I don't want my boss catching me looking at drawings of naked Leia.
Super oddly specific & relevant...
According to the Ewok Adventure movies and the cartoon, there is a witch living on Endor. So any time you see something like that, a witch did it.
God DAMMIT. Thanks for that. Now I'm Bert
Picture this: a group of Ewok tailors who became famous designers after Leia helped them open a shop on Coruscant in order to bring in refugees.
And one of those tailors helped fake up a Cardassian optolithic data rod
Sir, please find your own holodeck and forget what you saw in here.
Very quick seamstresses, they are.
It's the only explanation really
Oh, snap!
They have space jesus surely they have space Instant Tailor 2000
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