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My dog drinks water in 3/4 time like the waltz. Slurp slurp pause slurp slurp pause. It's very fancy.

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thirsty dog f/ president

pros:

  • mega cute
  • the handsomest boi
  • him wuv scritches
  • dookie outside
  • loves to be around you
  • make u do that thing where u think ur gonna explode out of your skin and u squint ur eyes real hard and your arms and fists shake and you say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWA and he lay on his back and you scratch him belly and kind make a tent over him and try to hug him to death
  • if he doesn't like somebody, then you know they're straight up evil

cons:

  • if you say anything bad about thirsty dog i'm probably gonna slash ur tires.'

The choice is clear.

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Certainly not the rich person represented in the meme. Gates is actually using (much of) his money for good purposes like malaria prevention and stuff.

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