AAllonzeeLV lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesImagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine. “EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!” RIP55Reply
llowleveldata replyprogramming.dev1Hide 1 replyWhat do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths23Reply
LLemmysMum replylemmy.worldGive me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.27Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesNot one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.11Reply
ivanafterall replykbin.social5Hide 5 repliesThat's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!21Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesNo matter how many times I've tried, the baby just won't latch. I've asked my wife for advice but she's no help.12Reply
LLemmysMum replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesIf your baby is over 6 months and you've introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.1Reply
Flying Squid replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI still don't think they'd get much milk out of my nipples.1Reply
LLemmysMum replylemmy.world6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.3Reply
ivanafterall kbin.social1Hide 1 replyNot if you're buying the store-bought stuff. It's worth the hassle of whipping up the real-deal at home imo.7Reply
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Imagine being the poor bastard that has to hook a cat up to a milking machine.
“EEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRREIR!”
RIP
What do you mean? We just wear kitten costumes and suck it with our mouths
You can milk anything that has nipples.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Give me 6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn.
Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.
That's likely just poor milking technique. You'll get it!
No matter how many times I've tried, the baby just won't latch. I've asked my wife for advice but she's no help.
If your baby is over 6 months and you've introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.
I still don't think they'd get much milk out of my nipples.
6 months and a course of prolactin and I'll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.
Or just take some prolactin
No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples
So what you're saying is you're backed up?
My nipples, not my rectum.
Sales have plummeted since the addition of the sign
then I don't want it
Noted.
Disappointed.
But the baby food DOES come from babies.
It's already passed through a baby once, like that civet coffee.
Not with that attitude.
Not if you're buying the store-bought stuff. It's worth the hassle of whipping up the real-deal at home imo.
r/c/holupmy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
We guarantee dog or higher
I miss r/cateatingvegans
"it comes from exploited cows so it's totally cool"