[PARODY] Low Hanging Fruit
I can't poop for three days.
No, I can't tell you why, it's too spooky.
::: spoiler spoiler Because there's a spoopy ghost in my butt. oooooOOOOOOooooo. :::
Now watch me beat this dead horse.
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I can't poop for three days.
No, I can't tell you why, it's too spooky.
::: spoiler spoiler Because there's a spoopy ghost in my butt. oooooOOOOOOooooo. :::
Now watch me beat this dead horse.
[CHAIN]
I clicked on the link and instantly died, You know the rules and so do I.
I am now a spooky ghost.
The end.
Or is it?
I watched as everyone stopped pooping and then starting dying. It's pretty damn crowded around here now with all those spoopy ghosts.
I sat and pondered the meaning of it all. Surely multiple people wouldn't just randomly stop pooping all of a sudden and then die? Dead horses or no, it was damned peculiar.
I spent the next five hours researching all that I could. It finally occurred to me what was really happening, and the clues were there all along! The main cause of...
Hold on, someone's at the door...brb...