Spyke

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For me that usually means I'm either choosing a new background or modifying the desktop.

If I'm watching porn. I keep it up. Assert dominance, like the dude in my porn.

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- Yes dad! I'm a sissy removed, and I like to watch man like me getting steamrolled by big black hunks!

- I came to ask you if you wanted a slice of pizza... but okay.

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I don't even watch porn and still I always get uncomfortable when someone sees my screen. Is it really that difficult to knock, and come in after you have received some kind of response?

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lemmings.world

Yeah, I (used to?) always switch to my desktop when someone's coming in, regardless of what I was doing. I wonder if people think I'm looking at porn non-stop.

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I always do this and your comment specifically made me realize how that could look to other people.

At least sometimes they get to see a flash of a Word document when I'm half a second too late

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kbin.social

"Honey, we need to tall about our child and his computer activities lately."

"Oh shit, he found internet porn, didn't he?"

"No, worse, he's an Arch Linux user."

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lemmy.world

That's not something you have to find out.

The kid will tell you. Over and over and over.

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And even worse yet he's using a tiling window manager

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Ctrl+win+arrows Just go to an alternate desktop with "productive stuff", that has a word doc from a long time ago open

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Or alt tab to another browser window for kittens or something.

"You looking at pussy on the internet??"
"Yup!"

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lemm.ee

Honestly, I could be watching the most innocent thing on the internet, I will always Win+D when someone walks into my room

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The real sneaky is to have a WIN+CTRL+D second desktop with a couple of innocuous windows open and WIN+CTRL+RIGHT arrow to switch to it.

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No matter what I'm doing on my computer, I'll always hide it when someone enters my room

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