memes·Memesbydanielton How to burn thousands of caloriesView original on lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz728Comments12Reply
CCoasting0942 replyreddthat.com1Hide 1 replyFalse. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded. Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.19Reply
Nakedmole lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesPro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.16Reply
HangingFruit replyczech-lemmy.euDon’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.2Reply
ffaerbit replyfeddit.de1Hide 1 replyTechnically nobody said, that they are gone, just that they are burned11Reply
IInputZero replylemmy.mlIsn't that the same thing? Once one calorie is consumed it can't be put back. That's enthalpy baby, the ultimate reason why we all gotta die.6Reply
ffluxion lemmy.worldI just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.9Reply
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Just start your car. It's cheaper
False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.
Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.
You can't stop me from taking this as financial advice!
Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.
Too late, the cat is toast already.
Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.
Technically nobody said, that they are gone, just that they are burned
Isn't that the same thing? Once one calorie is consumed it can't be put back. That's enthalpy baby, the ultimate reason why we all gotta die.
I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.
Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.
So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .