You could get them removed and they'd never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it's possible they're keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it's more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)
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i'm so much more fucking exhausted 30 seconds after reading this than i was thirty seconds before i read it
Wow, this one took me too long.
You're not alone
Oh... duh! I didn't even realize that I didn't get it until I saw these two comments.
even more impressively it's double the amount
Wow, is it exactly double?! Nature is amazing! This kind of little details really proves that there is an almighty creator!
/s
Lol. One more, technically true.
I got more balls than there are stars in the solar system. Big balls too.
Would you rather: have one ball, a big ball, but no more games or two small balls, unlimited balls, but no more balls?
Pretty sure I’m done with my balls. At this point they just get in the way.
You could get them removed and they'd never stick to your leg again. But maybe consult a doctor first, it's possible they're keeping you from getting osteoporosis or something. I kept my ovaries when I yeeted my uterus for that reason. (You should probably have a doctor do the procedure too, if you decide to go balls-free, even though it's more expensive than having a cowboy do it.)
Those elastic bands are pretty cheap. I think the investment is in the applicator.
Ponytail holders!
Imagine that there are four balls at the edge of a cliff.
Actually, the number is equal, because you are my superstar!
So, 2?
It's more than 1 tbf
Big if true
Goddamn
It's not wrong.
I should hope so! Lol
You wouldn't be so smug, with all your fancy shmancy hydrogen atoms, if we had ever found Nemesis!