umemes·MemesbyusernamesAreTricky Humanely boiled human babies 🥰View original on lemmy.ml67Comments10Reply
tthat_one_guy lemmy.mlIt's considered bad form to just toss your babies into boiling water these days. You're supposed to split their head with a knife first. Much nicer.15Reply
uusernamesAreTricky replylemmy.ml3Hide 3 repliesSemi-aside: Turns out that metaphors aren't even safe from how cruel things can be, see chick macerators, the literal baby crushing machines :(3Reply
uusernamesAreTricky replylemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyOther aside, you can actually make that GIF show up in the comment itself with the markdown for images like this:  Which shows as: 2Reply
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It's considered bad form to just toss your babies into boiling water these days. You're supposed to split their head with a knife first. Much nicer.
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This is fucking hilarious comrade
Deprogram sub got a meltdown about it.
This reminds me of /r/orphancrushingmachine
Semi-aside:
Turns out that metaphors aren't even safe from how cruel things can be, see chick macerators, the literal baby crushing machines :(
https://media1.giphy.com/media/yZjcNgKGCYfJu/giphy.gif
Other aside, you can actually make that GIF show up in the comment itself with the markdown for images like this:
Which shows as:
Oh! Thank you!