I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.
I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.
I wish you all the best and hope you're doing better now, and I mean this with respect but it's pretty fucking funny that the answer to "hmm maybe I jerk off too much" is "do horse"
It takes the displayed text of whatever the link was (in this case a web address, further down is a comment with "of this" as the link text) and uses that as the piped link display text. Misleading, yes, but it's due to an understandable issue. Maybe this should be a suggested change.
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I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.
I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.
I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.
Ok Ariane Grande 👍🏼
It has been shown than regular masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer.
So, everyone reading this comment, please masturbate regularly for your own health.
I heard it activates your immune system too. Which explains why I've only been sick once in like 4 years.
No.
Try masturbating every day
Less serious vices >>>>>> serious vices. You're not hurting anyone. If you really want help I'd suggest professional addiction therapists or something
Imo it's not a problem unless it routinely gets in the way of your goals or lifestyle.
I wish you all the best and hope you're doing better now, and I mean this with respect but it's pretty fucking funny that the answer to "hmm maybe I jerk off too much" is "do horse"
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If only it were a piped link
It is. You can change the text of the link by using
[text here](link here)Oh god, why does it do that, making the link text be a different valid link is very misleading
It takes the displayed text of whatever the link was (in this case a web address, further down is a comment with "of this" as the link text) and uses that as the piped link display text. Misleading, yes, but it's due to an understandable issue. Maybe this should be a suggested change.
"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"
I never thought I’d die like this, but is always sort of hoped!
You made me think of this.
Fuck you, OP, I love you, go fuckin' masturbate.
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of this.
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Jokes on you, i'm too depressed to be horny.
Those are rookie numbers
The secret ingredient... is "love"?
You've named your hand "Love"?
"Allright, Love, time to exercise"
Say hello to crippling porn addiction
TMI