TTodesschnitzel lemm.ee6Hide 6 repliesInstructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.65Reply
KKalothar replylemmy.caMight be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want6Reply
SSternburgExport feddit.de6Hide 6 repliesAlready done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.38Reply
HHazrod replyjlai.lu1Hide 1 replyGod I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.18Reply
EEmpathicVagrant replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesYou say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident11Reply
WWhiskyTangoFoxtrot replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAre you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?9Reply
WWumbologist replylemmy.worldMost likely, but The Reductress is a satire site so it could be from any time.1Reply
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Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.
Relationship advice: that's a red flag.
Might be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want
Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷
Your roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome
“And they were roomates”
They saw the article before you did
Already done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.
God I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.
I have to let you know that I'm a professional shidder
You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident
I didn't have any before the incident
So there was an incident?
...anymore.
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Damn! They weren't lying.
I'm their roommate and I can confirm this
Were you killed before or after the soiling?
Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?
Oh, poop knife, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
Most likely, but The Reductress is a satire site so it could be from any time.
Damn is it really that crazy of a change