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To some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.

Fuckin saved

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jopepareply
lemmy.world

Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.

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lemmy.world

We're gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza's free.

Wait

I forget which job I'm at

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jopepareply
lemmy.world

Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.

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Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed

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kbin.social

Complaining about not wanting to go to bed is even more juvenile.

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The fuck it's not! My wife let's me stay up as long as I want!

...unless it's a work night...

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lemmy.world

I'll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.

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midwest.social

And the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.

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Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep

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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

rule 4

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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