Hallo, ich hatte gestern bei euch ein schnitzel bestellt. Leider muss ich sagen dass es war ein bisschen unter gekocht, weil es hat mein stroh hut gegessen, und mein tochter hat ihm der ganze nacht geritten.
"Sprich deutsch du hurensohn" is an expression for a german finding a post that has at least a part german or speaks about germans.
It translates to: "Speak german son of a whore"
Dont take it serious
Wenn du das sagen willst, sag es richtig!
::: spoiler spoiler
___ I really hope I said that right, or else this would be far too ironic for my taste.
:::
Oh for sure. Any language sounds intense asf when you're yelling it. Didn't mean to hit some nerves by linking a decade old video... I believe the creators meant no harm and I didn't either :[
If someone who didn't speak English overheard me greeting my cousins, they'd probably think I was trying to start a fight :P
Nah. I find German kind of playful actually. Phrases that sound Latinate and serious in English, in German sound more playful to me as a native Anglophone. As they often use similar roots to "less serious" Germanic words in English.
You should know how it works to say how you like your friend in the Brazilian/carioca way (Rio de Janeiro). It scares the shit out of anyone from outside there.
Being German with a Ukrainian grandmother, I can promise that simply shouting a recipe in Russian will wither most people to the ground.
That's the case for pretty much every language if the person you're talking to doesn't understand you and you shout it aggressively enough
Ich hätte gerne einen Hamburger
Mein Herr, dies ist eine Apotheke.
Mein Herr, dies ist ein Wendy's
*Kasino
I would like to buy a hamburger. https://youtu.be/Z6oeAdemFZw
Ein Döner mit alles mit scharf!
Heirate mich.
Whenever I need to intimidate someone, I say "У меня есть маленькая собачка" in an angry mumble. It sounds scary, but means "I have a little dog"...
Как дела?
Спасибо, хорошо. Я Американец, изучаю русский язык. Первый год.
(Мне нужна была помощь от Google.)
Я учился на 101, удачи!
Спасибо.
хорошо!
Это здесь место встречи, где не русские говорят по-русски? (Я немец)
Я так думаю, да.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-4ADaq9og4&pp=ygUWc2ltcHNvbnMgY2dlc3MgcnVzc2lhbg%3D%3D
Отлично, спасибо!
A KÄSLEBERKASSEMMEL BITTE!
Please don't kill me
Harrys Pferdeschnitzel, gestern noch geritten, heute schon mit fritten. Was möchten sie bestellen?
Hallo, ich hatte gestern bei euch ein schnitzel bestellt. Leider muss ich sagen dass es war ein bisschen unter gekocht, weil es hat mein stroh hut gegessen, und mein tochter hat ihm der ganze nacht geritten.
Sie waren wohl gestern da. Tja.
Zum hier essen oder zum Mitnehmen?
Sprich Deutsch du Whorensohn
no idea what that mean but I feel attacked.
Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar
"Sprich deutsch du hurensohn" is an expression for a german finding a post that has at least a part german or speaks about germans.
It translates to: "Speak german son of a whore"
Dont take it serious
Wenn du das sagen willst, sag es richtig! ::: spoiler spoiler ___ I really hope I said that right, or else this would be far too ironic for my taste. :::
Das heißt Hurensohn du reudiger Angelsachse!
Endboss: Bewirtungsbeleg.
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obligatory link to How German Sounds Compared to Other Languages
Only fascists talk like that at their conferences. And then it doesn't sound much better in other languages.
There are a hell of a lot of good examples of how terrible our language is, but that's nonsense.
It's a tired joke missing any context or finesse but has some truth to it like most of these kind of stereotypes.
@janus2 @frankyboi, so actually only when a German is pissed off
Oh for sure. Any language sounds intense asf when you're yelling it. Didn't mean to hit some nerves by linking a decade old video... I believe the creators meant no harm and I didn't either :[
If someone who didn't speak English overheard me greeting my cousins, they'd probably think I was trying to start a fight :P
Nah. I find German kind of playful actually. Phrases that sound Latinate and serious in English, in German sound more playful to me as a native Anglophone. As they often use similar roots to "less serious" Germanic words in English.
Bitte einen Viertelpfund-Cheeseburger, eine Brezel, ein Würstchen und einen Krug Bier!😆
One of my favorites. After learning insults in German and Spanish, English curses are weaksauce.
What do you mean, Handkäs mit Musik (hand cheese "with music") is perfectly understandable!
Wo is eischentlich hessisch_iel? Isch vermiss des gebabbel do!
Try having a good relationship with God in Italian
Es ist sehr treu.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
I feel like Australians can take the insults up a notch.
No one mentioning Arab insults? Shit goes hard.
Здравствуйте, Ein kabop, gracias.
De nada
You should know how it works to say how you like your friend in the Brazilian/carioca way (Rio de Janeiro). It scares the shit out of anyone from outside there.
Anything in chinese
No no, insult in quebec french : ostie de coliss de tabarnack de bout de viarge du criss
3 im weggla bidde!
Good DAY sir!
So we're talking insults and no one's gonna mention Serbian.... Пуши курац is a classic!
Italian insults: the literal antichrist
@frankyboi Romanian insults
I don't get it ,but I appreciate your efforts .lol