Spyke

Why does he look like he's about to shoot up a school himself? Like, "I'm gonna end school shootings... BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!"

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lemmy.world

No you don't understand he's going to shoot all the future shooters

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"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."

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Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it's okay to end it.

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lemmy.world

What the fuck was he waiting for? Did not enough people like and subscribe before now?

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Phew, I'm glad he's gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol' hat and retire.

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lemmy.ca

Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I'll go allnd start a butterfly collection

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As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

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Both, he's gonna attach the butterflies using butterfly knives...he's gonna need a lot of 'em, might start a gofundme?

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You totally misread it. It's about school shooting. What you do at home or in your own neighborhood is your thing

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lemmy.world

School shooters worldwide have decided, that it's finally time to end Jake Paul.

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Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?

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Can the Paul Brothers take all their money and just fuck off already?

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You reached the end