LLocalhorst86 feddit.de1Hide 1 reply"Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you're operating a forklift"68
asbestos replylemmy.worldThe point is to be comfortable and enjoy sex. You could fit a melon in a normal condom but if it could talk, it’d tell you it ain’t good2
mmycatiskai lemmy.one4Hide 4 repliesPssshh how many models are you certified for? She won't be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.14
RandomStickman replykbin.social2Hide 2 repliesIf they're in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn't technically certified for5
AAdolfSchmitler lemmy.worldWoahh whoops, I dropped my magnum forklift certification card that I use to for my monster forklift.13
"Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you're operating a forklift"
Tja
Better than dropping a monster condom for your magnum dong.
I need the forklift to lift my magnum dong.
The point is to be comfortable and enjoy sex. You could fit a melon in a normal condom but if it could talk, it’d tell you it ain’t good
Meanwhile in real life:
he is absolutely going to town on that cigar
Klaus?
Plötzlich Klaus
Pssshh how many models are you certified for? She won't be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.
If they're in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn't technically certified for
Ya I drove a couple and never got a card. I feel cheated
better drop a few extra certification cards just to be safe
Woahh whoops, I dropped my magnum forklift certification card that I use to for my monster forklift.
Bro do you even lift?
Wups I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong