Spyke

Santa has a vertically-integrated business portfolio with optimized distribution centers and advanced fleet management to deliver value to his key stakeholders at The Speed of Business™.

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The elves are driving around in Amazon vans, pissing in empty eggnog cartons so they don’t get automated demerits, while Santa rides a candycane-striped dick rocket into space.

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It is just a single night but if he follows the rotation of the Earth the night will last much longer than normal.

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From Santa's perspective, he's spending years and years to deliver all the presents? No wonder he's so meticulous about the list

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